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(SOFT CHORAL SINGING)

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(CROW CAWS IN DISTANCE)

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(COUGHING)

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(WOOD CREAKS)

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<c.yellow>- (SIGHS)

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<c.yellow>Forgive me, Father,
<c.yellow>for I have sinned.

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- Forgive me, madam, for so have I.

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<c.yellow>- Who are you?
- I have information.

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<c.yellow>- Pray tell.
- Hold on to your seat, darling.

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And if you're wearing a hat, I might
suggest you hold on to that too.

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<c.yellow>- I'm ready.

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- Yesterday's explosion was
the doing of an Australian assassin.
<c.yellow>- Yes.

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<c.yellow>Is that it?
- You knew that?
<c.yellow>- Yeah. I knew that.

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- Well...
<c.yellow>- So that is it?

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- Obviously not.
<c.yellow>- OK.

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- There's a, um...

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There's a man.
<c.yellow>- Yeah?

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- No, that's actually
all I've got. I was just...

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<c.yellow>- You were gonna
<c.yellow>just make something up.
- Yeah.

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<c.yellow>- WHISPERS: Yeah. For God's sake.

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(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
- Lovely to meet you!

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(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)

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<c.cyan>- Forgive me, Father. I've done
<c.cyan>something really disgusting.

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- I'm not a priest. I'm not a priest.

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(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)

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(LOW, DARK MUSIC)

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- Swaran!

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(BEEP!)

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(BOOM!)

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(RUBBLE CLATTERS)

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<c.yellow>- Michael.
(LOUD RINGING)

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<c.yellow>Michael!
- Where am I?
<c.yellow>- You're in the hospital again.

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- Oh man. I gotta stop
getting into hospital.

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<c.yellow>- You've gotta stop
<c.yellow>getting in the hospital.

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- My mission to hospital ratio
is terrible.

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<c.yellow>- Well, it's 100% ―
<c.yellow>two hospitalisations, two missions.

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- Swaran?

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<c.yellow>- Dead.
- (SIGHS DEEPLY)
<c.yellow>- I'm sorry.

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- Why'd they kill him?
<c.yellow>- We don't know, but, uh...
<c.yellow>I want you to take a break.

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<c.yellow>Go someplace and recuperate.
- I'd like to bring Magnus to
justice.

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<c.yellow>- Sue said he's left
<c.yellow>the athletes' village.
- I put a tracker in his backpack.

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<c.yellow>- Only works for half a mile.
<c.yellow>He could be in Canberra
<c.yellow>by now, Michael.

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<c.yellow>It's time for you to take a break ―
<c.yellow>fly fishing, I don't know. I don't
<c.yellow>know what you young pe

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- Actually...

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I have always wanted to go to...

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(STIRRING, REFLECTIVE MUSIC)

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-

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wow, wow...

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(MUSIC FADES)

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(WATCH BEEPS)

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(BICYCLE TYRES SKID)

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(WATCH BEEPS)

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(BEEP!)

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(BEEP!)

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(SOFT, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

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(WATCH CONTINUES BEEPING)

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

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(PLANE ENGINE DRONES IN DISTANCE)

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(MUSIC DARKENS)

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(BEEPING QUICKENS)

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(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

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(BEEPING GRADUALLY SLOWS)

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- (COUGHS)

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(INTRIGUING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

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<c.cyan>- Great day for it.
<c.yellow>- Great day for what?
<c.cyan>- Espionage... in the park.

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<c.yellow>- What have you got for me?
<c.cyan>- I expect you're wondering
<c.cyan>why I brought you down here.

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<c.yellow>- I assume it's because
<c.yellow>you've got some information―
<c.cyan>- I have some information.

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<c.yellow>- Yeah. Well, it better
<c.yellow>be good this time.
<c.cyan>- Mm-hm.

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<c.cyan>The head of the Australian
<c.cyan>Intelligence Service is a
<c.cyan>man named―

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<c.yellow>- Dennis Green.
<c.cyan>- Dennis Green. Yes.

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<c.cyan>And it may interest you to know
<c.cyan>that he's currently in New Zealand.

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<c.yellow>- We know that.
<c.cyan>- Mm-hm.

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<c.cyan>He is staying at
<c.cyan>the home of a millionaire...

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<c.cyan>by the name of Norman White―
<c.yellow>- We know that.

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<c.cyan>- ...down in Queenstown.
<c.yellow>- We know that.
<c.cyan>- Mm-hm.

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<c.cyan>He may have ordered the hit
<c.cyan>on the Indian foreign minister.
<c.yellow>- He did.

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<c.cyan>- Yeah.
<c.yellow>- You better keep talking.
<c.yellow>I swear to God...

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<c.yellow>(SCOFFS) Hello?
<c.cyan>- Hello.

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<c.yellow>- Oh my God.
<c.cyan>- Oh! Don't take that.
<c.cyan>That's unprofessional.

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<c.yellow>- I walked for 20 minutes,
<c.yellow>then I caught two buses,

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<c.yellow>then I walked for another 10 minutes
<c.yellow>to come here for you to, once again,

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<c.yellow>tell me something
<c.yellow>I very much already know.

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<c.cyan>- Can I have my paper back, please?
<c.yellow>- No.

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<c.cyan>- Can I have my paper back, please?
<c.yellow>- Why do you even need a newspaper?
<c.cyan>- I don't like people lo

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<c.yellow>- Why not?
<c.cyan>- HIGH-PITCHED: Cos I'm a spy!

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<c.yellow>- Don't yell 'I'm a spy'
<c.yellow>in the middle of a park!

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<c.cyan>- Well, don't take my newspaper.
<c.cyan>I was reading that.

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<c.yellow>- What were you reading?

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<c.cyan>- Current events.
<c.yellow>- Ugh.

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<c.yellow>Don't contact me again until you
<c.yellow>have something I don't already know.

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<c.cyan>- Oh, you ripped it! Man...

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- Thank you.
<c.yellow>- Thank you.

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- What did that guy just get?
<c.yellow>- That's the wine tasting board.

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- Could I please get that
but with apple juice?

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<c.yellow>- We only have one type
<c.yellow>of apple juice.
- I don't mind.

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<c.yellow>- So, just to clarify, you want
<c.yellow>six glasses of apple juice.
- On the piece of wood.

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<c.yellow>- And it's all the same
<c.yellow>type of apple juice.
- Mm.

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<c.yellow>- OK.

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- Can I ask you something?
<c.yellow>- Shoot.

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- What was that plane
spraying on the grapes?

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<c.yellow>- We don't have any planes.

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- You don't use planes?
<c.yellow>- Never.

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- I have two questions.
One, where is the nearest airfield?

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Two, can I get these
last bad boys to go?

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(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

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(MUSIC ENDS)

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(WATCH BEEPS REPETITIVELY)

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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

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(DOOR SLAMS IN DISTANCE,
PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD)

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(BEEPING STOPS)

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(MAN EXHALES DEEPLY)

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(BOTTLE ROLLS)

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(FOREBODING MUSIC)

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(GUN COCKS)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(LOW, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

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(PLANE BUZZES OVERHEAD)

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(INSECTS CHIRP)

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(THUD!)

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(CURIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

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(FLOORBOARDS CREAK)

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(FLOORBOARDS CREAK)

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(MUSIC INTENSIFIES, STOPS)

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- Surprise.

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<c.yellow>- (SIGHS)

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- You know, I had to convince the man
in reception you were my husband.

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<c.yellow>- (LAUGHS)

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<c.yellow>That is so

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<c.yellow>funny and crazy.

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<c.yellow>What a funny idea
<c.yellow>that I'm your husband.

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<c.yellow>That's a cr― such a crazy concept.
<c.yellow>That's, like, really, really funny.

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<c.yellow>(STAMMERS) It's witty.

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- Yeah. I mean...
I don't think it's that funny.

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<c.yellow>- No, neither.

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<c.yellow>Neither. It's― It's just...

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<c.yellow>It's just funny.

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(MOMENTOUS MUSIC)

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- You taste like an apple.

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<c.yellow>- Thank you. You taste like a angel.

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-<c.cyan>Anangel.
<c.yellow>- Who is that?

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- No,<c.cyan>anangel.
<c.yellow>- Yeah. I don't know who that is.

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- Come. I want to try something.

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<c.yellow>- OK.

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- OK. So, I will be playing the role
of an extremely wealthy woman.

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And you will be playing the role
of my young, lowly pool boy.

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<c.yellow>- OK.
- OK. Go out and knock on the door.

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(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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GROWLS: Who is it?

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<c.yellow>- It's the pool boy.

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- GROWLS: Please do come in,

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young man.
(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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<c.yellow>- Hello.
- (COUGHS)

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(CONTINUES COUGHING)
<c.yellow>- Are you OK?
- No.

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I am extremely

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old and sick.

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<c.yellow>- I don't know about this.
- What, you're not attracted to me
because I'm old and sick?

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<c.yellow>- I really don't feel that good.
-Youdon't feel good?

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I'm on death's freakin' door.

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(THWIP! THUD!)

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<c.cyan>- This is getting silly.
<c.yellow>- I know.

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<c.cyan>- I can't keep flying round
<c.cyan>the country doing hospital visits.
<c.yellow>- I'm sorry, sir.

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<c.cyan>- I spoke to the doctor.
<c.cyan>He seems to think you've swallowed
<c.cyan>quite a bit of glyphosate

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<c.yellow>- What is that, apple juice?
<c.cyan>- It's a very potent herbicide.

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<c.yellow>- From apple juice?
<c.cyan>- No.

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<c.cyan>Did you drink some apple juice?
<c.yellow>- Oh yeah.

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<c.cyan>- Well, it's not from apple juice.
<c.cyan>It's used to kill plants.

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<c.yellow>- Why would someone want to kill
<c.yellow>plants? They're so innocent.

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<c.cyan>- Did you consume any products that
<c.cyan>might have been used to kill plants?

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<c.yellow>- Not that I know of.
<c.cyan>- (SIGHS)

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<c.yellow>- Unless it was the white powder
<c.yellow>that Magnus' plane was dropping
<c.yellow>on all the grapevines.

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<c.cyan>- Well, yeah. It will
<c.cyan>definitely be that.
<c.yellow>- I don't know what that was,

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<c.yellow>but that burned my throat something
<c.yellow>crazy. It might've been that.

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<c.cyan>- Yeah. It was definitely that.
<c.yellow>- Eh. Possibly.

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<c.cyan>- Definitely.
<c.yellow>- Maybe.

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- Definitely.
It was definitely that.

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<c.cyan>- Thank you.

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(LILTING PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)

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- Right. Whatever information
you're about to tell me,

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I swear to God,

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if it is something
that I already know,

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I'm gonna grab that painting
off the wall and smack it
down on your head so hard

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that you'll get stuck in there like
a damn Looney Tune. Is that clear?
<c.yellow>- Yep.

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- Mm-hm.
<c.yellow>- Mm-hm.
- Great.

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What have you got for me?

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(SIGHS)

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<c.yellow>- Norman White, the millionaire
<c.yellow>who's chummy with the Australian
<c.yellow>Intelligence Service.

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- Mm-hm.
<c.yellow>- Well, his birthday...

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<c.yellow>is...

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<c.yellow>the 24th of October.

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<c.yellow>Did you know that?
- (SIGHS) No.

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<c.yellow>- No, really?
- Technically, I did not know that.

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<c.yellow>- Well, then. He's done it!
<c.yellow>Fantastic!

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- With that said...
<c.yellow>- Mm.
- Mm.

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...in what world would
we need to know that?
<c.yellow>- In this world.

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<c.yellow>That's his special day ―
<c.yellow>24th of October.
- It's useless information.

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<c.yellow>- You didn't say it had
<c.yellow>to be useful information.

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<c.yellow>You said it had to be information
<c.yellow>that we didn't already know.
- (CHUCKLES)

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<c.yellow>- Mm-hm.
- I guess I did.

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<c.yellow>- I'm absolutely buzzing.
<c.yellow>I'm absolutely buzzing.
- (SIGHS)

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<c.yellow>- Is this a date?
- What?
<c.yellow>- Hm?

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<c.yellow>This ― is this a date...
- No.
<c.yellow>- ...with the art gallery?

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- No.
<c.yellow>- No.

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<c.yellow>Could I tell people it was a date?
- Absolutely not.

208
00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:56,213
(CAR HORN HONKS)

209
00:12:56,973 --> 00:12:58,973
(DOOR CREAKS)

210
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,013
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

211
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,893
<c.cyan>- IRISH ACCENT: Top of the mornin'!
- (GASPS) Aargh. Oh.

212
00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:14,053
<c.cyan>- Oh my gosh. Sorry.
- That's OK. I didn't
feel like it anyway.

213
00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:16,853
- BOSS THROUGH INTERCOM:
Send him through immediately.
Don't let him flirt with you.

214
00:13:16,853 --> 00:13:18,053
<c.cyan>- I'm not flirting with her.

215
00:13:18,053 --> 00:13:21,413
<c.cyan>I'm not flirting with you.
- Uh... he can't hear you
unless I press the button.

216
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:25,413
<c.cyan>- Oh.
- Would ya like me to press it?
<c.cyan>- Yes, please.

217
00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,413
<c.cyan>Hello.

218
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,813
- What are you doing? Come in.

219
00:13:32,493 --> 00:13:34,493
<c.cyan>- OK.

220
00:13:36,013 --> 00:13:40,453
- Uh― Wait. Before you go,
I just wanted to say something.

221
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,453
The other day, you asked if I wanted
to go to the movies with you,

222
00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:47,453
and I said that I couldn't
because I had a boyfriend.

223
00:13:47,453 --> 00:13:50,093
Well, he actually broke up with me.

224
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:54,373
So... I'm now available to go
to the movies with you.

225
00:13:55,013 --> 00:13:57,413
<c.cyan>- Oh.
- You don't want to any more.

226
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,293
<c.cyan>- Oh no. It's definitely not that.

227
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:02,853
<c.cyan>It's just that there is this woman.
- You have a girlfriend.

228
00:14:02,853 --> 00:14:04,733
<c.cyan>- She said I was like a apple.
- It's OK.

229
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:07,333
<c.cyan>- She's not, like...
- You should probably go in.

230
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,333
- INTERCOM: Michael!

231
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:11,893
<c.cyan>- I should― I should go in.

232
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,133
- (SIGHS)

233
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:17,573
- Firstly, congratulations
to Anderson for winning the
bronze medal.

234
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:20,013
<c.yellow>- Thank you.
- Yeah. He didn't actually
help with the mission,

235
00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:22,493
but we're all very proud of him.
<c.yellow>- Thank you.

236
00:14:22,493 --> 00:14:27,213
- Now, down to business. The
Australians are poisoning our grapes.

237
00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:30,893
- What?
- I know. First of all, they kill
the Indian foreign minister,

238
00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:33,533
and now they're killing our grapes.
<c.yellow>- Why?

239
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:35,573
- That's exactly
what we need to find out.

240
00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:39,733
I have my man Mark on the line.
He works for the New Zealand
Environmental Agency.

241
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:43,653
I'm gonna bring him up
on the picture phone.
(MACHINE BEEPS, RINGS)

242
00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:45,853
Mark―
(RINGING DISTORTS)

243
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,613
<c.yellow>- What is this?
- Picture phone.

244
00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:53,813
- Sorry, what's supposed to happen?
- Well, it's a picture phone.
- Yep.

245
00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:56,253
- It's like a phone with a picture.
<c.cyan>- A picture phone.

246
00:14:56,253 --> 00:14:57,533
- OK.
<c.yellow>- A picture...
- Yeah.

247
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,733
<c.yellow>- A picture of what?
- With a picture of the person
you're talking to.

248
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,733
In this instance, it's Mark.
(MACHINE BEEPS)

249
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:05,133
<c.yellow>- I can't see anything.
- No.
<c.cyan>- Oh, it has a camera on the top.

250
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:08,373
- Oh. So Mark has a picture phone.
- Well, how is that relevant?

251
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:12,053
- Well, for us to get the picture,
surely Mark would have to have
a camera in his teleph

252
00:15:12,055 --> 00:15:15,253
(CLICK! BEEPING STOPS)
- That's a good point.

253
00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:17,213
Mark.
<c.yellow>- PHONE: Oh, gidday.
- Yeah.

254
00:15:17,213 --> 00:15:21,573
Do you have a picture phone?
<c.yellow>- Yeah, nah. No picture phone.
- Oh.

255
00:15:21,573 --> 00:15:23,773
He doesn't have a picture phone.
<c.cyan>- BOTH MICHAELS: Ohhh.

256
00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:28,093
- Mark, can you tell me what you just
told me before when I asked you who
was the main importer of

257
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to New Zealand?
<c.yellow>- Yeah. That'd be Norman White.

258
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:32,293
- Norman White.

259
00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:36,453
Thank you, Mark. That's all I
need to know. (CLEARS THROAT)
<c.yellow>- (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

260
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:39,813
- Well, I went to high school
with him. Yeah.

261
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:44,173
Figure skating?
Oh God, that's sad. Yeah.
<c.yellow>- (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

262
00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,413
- No, well, pass on my regards to...

263
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,813
to the― Yeah. No. OK.

264
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:52,293
Well, I've gotta― I've gotta go.
I've got everyone here in a meeting.
But, um... yeah. OK.

265
00:15:52,295 --> 00:15:54,373
Are you gonna stop talking, Mark?

266
00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:57,053
Yeah. Can you sh― Can you shut up?

267
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:01,053
Can you shut up, please?
Mark, I've gotta go.

268
00:16:01,053 --> 00:16:03,133
Do you mind shutting up, Mark?

269
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,973
- Just hang up.

270
00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:07,293
- Thank you, Sue.
That was a very good idea.

271
00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:11,813
Now, where were we? Norman White of
White's Agricultural Supplies fame.

272
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Third-richest man in New Zealand.
<c.cyan>- We went to his house
<c.cyan>in Queenstown.

273
00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:16,933
- Exactly.
- He's a Scorpio.

274
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:21,453
My sources tell me.
- He also has a warehouse
in the Bay of Islands.

275
00:16:21,453 --> 00:16:24,453
I want you to take a look... tonight.

276
00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,453
(DRAWER OPENS)

277
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:32,373
<c.yellow>- No one told me
<c.yellow>you were coming down here,
<c.yellow>so I haven't prepared much.

278
00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:34,933
<c.yellow>I did manage to, uh, whip these up.

279
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(BANG!)

280
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,653
- Jeans.
<c.yellow>- Ladies and gentlemen,

281
00:16:38,653 --> 00:16:42,533
<c.yellow>you are looking at
<c.yellow>an incredibly durable pant.

282
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,733
<c.yellow>Stylish,

283
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,813
<c.yellow>versatile, comfortable.

284
00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:49,013
<c.yellow>Jeans ― they're timeless.

285
00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:52,413
<c.cyan>- Do they do anything?
<c.yellow>- I'll tell you what
<c.yellow>they won't do is get a rip.

286
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:55,973
<c.yellow>And if they do, that's kind
<c.yellow>of cool now ― ripped jeans.

287
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,773
<c.yellow>I could picture you in a―
<c.yellow>in the ripped jeans, just sort
<c.yellow>of a 'don't care' attitude.

288
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:03,533
<c.yellow>Like, yeah ― not taking
<c.yellow>life too seriously.
- So they're just regular jeans.

289
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:06,413
<c.yellow>- I've been busy!
<c.yellow>I made his special watch.

290
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,253
<c.yellow>How did it go, by the way?
- It was good, thank you.
<c.yellow>- He loved it.

291
00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:12,293
- I'm wearing jeans. Can I just
point that out? Why would I need
those jeans?

292
00:17:12,293 --> 00:17:14,653
<c.yellow>- I didn't know that.
<c.yellow>I didn't look at your legs.

293
00:17:14,653 --> 00:17:17,933
<c.yellow>I only look at a woman's head.
<c.cyan>- What about this?

294
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:20,413
<c.yellow>- That's just a tranquilliser gun.
- Well, we'll take that.

295
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,293
- What for?
- To tranquillise, probably.

296
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,973
<c.yellow>- It's only got one dart.
- That, my friend...

297
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,333
is all we'll need.

298
00:17:30,186 --> 00:17:34,386
- At 2200 hours, aka 10pm tonight...
<c.yellow>- Thank you.

299
00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:37,866
- ...two of us will approach the
warehouse from the water in a kayak.

300
00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:39,546
Our getaway vehicle will be here.

301
00:17:39,546 --> 00:17:44,106
A third person will approach around
the back, on foot, through the woods.

302
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,186
Any volunteers?
<c.cyan>- I will.

303
00:17:46,506 --> 00:17:50,506
- Really?
<c.cyan>- A nice walk through the woods
<c.cyan>actually sounds kinda good.

304
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:54,906
<c.cyan>(GRUNTS) This is not
<c.cyan>a nice walk through the woods!

305
00:17:57,346 --> 00:18:00,746
- I never said nice.
<c.yellow>- She never said nice.

306
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:06,826
<c.cyan>- RADIO: Shut up, Michael.
<c.cyan>This isn't even the woods.
<c.cyan>This is thorny bush!

307
00:18:06,826 --> 00:18:09,306
(INTREPID ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

308
00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,546
(PING!)

309
00:18:30,346 --> 00:18:32,346
- The hell?

310
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:36,586
(GRUNTS)

311
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,586
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)

312
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,466
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)

313
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,466
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

314
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,746
We're in.
<c.yellow>- I'm in too.

315
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:53,546
- I said 'we're'.
<c.yellow>- Sorry, I forgot. I'm we're.

316
00:18:53,786 --> 00:18:59,466
- We're we're.
<c.yellow>- WHISPERS: That's right.
- WHISPERS: Let's split up.

317
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,786
I'm going inside.
<c.cyan>- RADIO: Ow!

318
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,866
<c.cyan>Don't do all
<c.cyan>the snooping without me.

319
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,866
(SOFT, TENSE MUSIC)

320
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,266
<c.yellow>- The Abel Tasman National Park.

321
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:36,586
(INSECTS CHIRP)

322
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,586
(GENTLE STRING MUSIC)

323
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:45,106
- What brings a British spy
to New Zealand?

324
00:19:45,106 --> 00:19:47,106
- The World Unity Games.

325
00:19:47,506 --> 00:19:51,026
But I'm leaving for London tomorrow.
- Are you?
- Yes.

326
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:52,786
- Why did you tell
the New Zealanders?

327
00:19:52,786 --> 00:19:56,426
- I told them I thought
the bomb was probably you guys.
- (CHUCKLES SHORTLY)

328
00:19:56,426 --> 00:20:02,106
- I think they knew that.
- I told them that Norman White's
birthday was the 24th of October.

329
00:20:02,108 --> 00:20:06,826
- That doesn't seem relevant at all.
- Well, it's his special day,
so that's a bit disresp

330
00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:11,666
- What else?
- Told them that you were staying
with Norman White in Queenstown.

331
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,986
- Just that?
- What do you mean just that?
That's three good bits of info.

332
00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:18,066
- It's nothing.
- That is not nothing.
That's good stuff, that is.

333
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:20,066
- You can go. Untie him.

334
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:22,906
- You're just gonna let me go,
just like that?
- You're harmless.

335
00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:24,986
- Excu― I'm not harmless.

336
00:20:24,986 --> 00:20:26,986
Excuse me. Harmful!

337
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,346
Full of bloody harm.
- Go away.

338
00:20:29,346 --> 00:20:32,066
- You know what? There is a world...

339
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,666
where I punch you and shoot you.
<c.cyan>- (LAUGHS)

340
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,666
- It's not funny.

341
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:38,666
Unbelievable.

342
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,586
(LOW, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

343
00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:44,706
<c.yellow>- (BREATHES DEEPLY)

344
00:20:52,226 --> 00:20:55,746
<c.yellow>The office is locked.
- RADIO: I'm locked in a frickin'

345
00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:57,746
prison of trees.

346
00:20:57,746 --> 00:20:58,746
Ow!

347
00:20:58,746 --> 00:21:01,506
<c.yellow>- Zero, zero, zero, zero, enter.
(BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!)

348
00:21:01,506 --> 00:21:03,506
<c.yellow>Far... (SIGHS)

349
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:08,626
<c.cyan>- The 24th of October.

350
00:21:11,386 --> 00:21:13,866
<c.yellow>- Two, four, one, zero, enter.

351
00:21:16,306 --> 00:21:18,506
<c.yellow>You son of a gun. You did it.

352
00:21:24,746 --> 00:21:26,746
- We've got company.

353
00:21:40,146 --> 00:21:42,346
(LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

354
00:21:56,546 --> 00:21:59,026
(ALARM BLARES, BELL JANGLES)

355
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,986
(SERENE MUSIC)

356
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,626
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

357
00:22:07,906 --> 00:22:10,106
- Sir, sorry to interrupt.

358
00:22:10,586 --> 00:22:13,746
Please don't shoot the messenger,
but there's been a break-in
at Norman White's warehous

359
00:22:13,748 --> 00:22:15,746
in Russell.

360
00:22:24,186 --> 00:22:26,266
<c.yellow>- Don't tell me what to do.

361
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:28,466
(GRAND ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

362
00:22:28,466 --> 00:22:32,346
Captions by Chloe Farmer.
Edited by Sam Baker.

363
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